it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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