All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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