3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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