yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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