Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
its liver damage thursday
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