CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize