I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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