grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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