Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
