oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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