VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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