Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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