Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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