he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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