apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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