now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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