I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
