Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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