So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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