if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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