I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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