just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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