yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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