I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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