tell your sister to shave her snatch
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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