do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
this hospital has no fireball
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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