My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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