in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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