awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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