god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
dude. I can hear the air.
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