ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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