there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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