rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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