i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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