I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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