Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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