dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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