ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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