And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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