do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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