I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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