i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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