Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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