YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Success! We fucked roommates!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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