i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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