my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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