but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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