she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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