I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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