Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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