How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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