If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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