Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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