I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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