Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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