it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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