I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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