yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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